You're So Cute!!!

Every once in a while I head out toward the valley to go dancing... and since I have friends out there, it's always fun.

One night as I get there, I sit outside and catch up with a friend... all the while this guy, Alexander, approaches and decides to interrupt us. No big deal, really.... but he doesn't go away. In fact, he's a bit tipsy. Or maybe a lot tipsy -- hard to tell!

And then it begins... first he keeps saying, "you're so cute!" Then it progresses to, "we would look good together." My friend witnessing starts to laugh a little bit. I thought it was humorous too, but after a while it was getting on my nerves.

Then another friend joins us outside, who happens to be the blond, blue eyed, complete opposite of me, but Alexander doesn't care much for her. As he keeps going on about my cuteness, I keep glancing over at my friend with exasperated facial expressions. So, he directs me to go inside, and I do.

When the coast is clear, I sit outside again, and this time Alexander walks up with a brown paper bag and hands it over. It's a can of Pepsi. Apparently, a gift to show his love and affection. Again he starts, "you're really cute!" and talking about getting together and going to the gym. How romantic. Oh, yes, and he'd like me to teach him to dance salsa, but instead I point to my friend and say, "he's the instructor."

THEN!!! He grabs his key chain, looks for something on it, finds a gold-ish ring that he wants to give me. An actual ring, not a key ring. He wanted to put it on my finger. I declined and go back inside.

By the way... my friend has reported that Alexander showed up a few weeks ago looking for me.